Your face is a jimmy john
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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