I feel like I'm in dance class right now
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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