I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
operation have a gay friend backfired
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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