I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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