yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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