walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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