sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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