That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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