i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
After last night, I could never be a politician.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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