your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Man, jail baloney is awful.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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