He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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