Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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