Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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