Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
this just has baby written all over it
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
it's great music for shaving your balls
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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