No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
