so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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