You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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