im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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