found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
