oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she peed on how many people?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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