So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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