nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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