College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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