Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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