Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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