Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Randomize
