I want to have your abortion
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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