he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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