Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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