My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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