Pants 0. Shit 1.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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