I wanna bring you to show and tell
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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