covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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