That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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