Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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