i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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