I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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