Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Randomize
