I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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