Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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