You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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