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  • I want a girl to yell sex! In my face. New goal.

    Submitted by DestruKto on Jun 28, 10 at 11:20pm
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  • I love how your definition of a relationship is "sex". That's all I have to say about that.

    Submitted by Techa_Nina on Jun 29, 10 at 12:43am
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  • You really need to lay off the alcohol

    Submitted by 1989toyotapickup on Jun 28, 10 at 11:09pm
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  • Step. Away. From. The. Alcohol. Have some freakin' dignity and self-respect!

    Submitted by anonymouse1 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:27pm
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    • This is not a website about dignity and self respect, silly!

      Submitted by Frankle on Jun 29, 10 at 2:41pm
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  • Wow, welcome to real life, hope you enjoy your stay

    Submitted by butterf1yy on Jun 28, 10 at 11:21pm
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  • Hoe trying to become a housewife.......

    Submitted by rider8511 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:37pm
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  • look Paris Hilton, I know it's hard to remember the fact that he never wanted you in the first place, but cut down on the alcohol consumption.

    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 28, 10 at 11:16pm
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  • I kinda wish girls would just scream sex from now on. Life would be so much easier. You can weed girls out a lot faster.

    Submitted by RayneKamikaze on Jun 28, 10 at 11:44pm
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  • ya, im pretty sure if a girl screams sex in my face, it'll happen.

    Submitted by peterteamrowski on Jun 29, 10 at 8:48am
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  • Keep doin what your doin don't listen to these people keep drinkin

    Submitted by yeah52 on Jun 29, 10 at 12:06am
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  • How about, "Let's get out of here," and then wink and lead him out or something. Or just stick with what's already working, just without the alcohol. You have a vagina, right? This isn't as difficult as you're making it.

    Submitted by Garner on Jun 29, 10 at 4:10am
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  • right there with you. i remember my first sober hookup.. awwwkwarddd

    Submitted by MoFruity on Jun 29, 10 at 9:36pm
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  • Start trying to make out with them then it should come!!

    Submitted by amf on Jun 28, 10 at 11:10pm
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  • i feel your pain sweetheart.

    Submitted by bwooten9492 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:51pm
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  • Hrrr

    Submitted by mdcnrpac on Jun 29, 10 at 4:10am
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  • Honestly, I don't get why so many people bitch about the morality of the situations on here. Who gives a damn cause half of them aren't true and the other half sadly are, but they're for ENTERTAINMENT.

    Submitted by shotssss on Jul 2, 10 at 2:05am
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  • haha, just get on top

    Submitted by amyxlove on Jun 30, 10 at 5:40am
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  • what a whore

    Submitted by cheddab15 on Jun 29, 10 at 9:02am
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  • "hey um you're really going to hate me for this but you know that one song by them, 'i wanna fuck you like an animal', i realllllllllly like it"

    Submitted by tro_jennn on Jun 29, 10 at 4:52pm
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  • This would be from good ol state college......Penn state girls. "The best in the world"

    Submitted by slampice81 on Jun 29, 10 at 3:51pm
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  • Where u live

    Submitted by brianh2527 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:42pm
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  • Just tell them you like their beard

    Submitted by Bored0ne on Jun 29, 10 at 1:31pm
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  • Yes please just still yell sex in our faces!

    Submitted by SoulTaker6 on Jun 29, 10 at 10:45am
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  • What male r u trying to pick up? If ur halfway decent looking u don't have to try really hard.

    Submitted by PlanetPiss on Jun 28, 10 at 11:36pm
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  • i hate that awkward moment of waiting for a response and having some alcohol in your blood stream always helps

    Submitted by genieboi987 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:15pm
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  • Tl;dr .. Till I saw "sex"

    Submitted by SovietRussiaBak on Jul 1, 10 at 12:06am
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  • I think that's hilarious!!

    Submitted by rsb on Jun 29, 10 at 1:36am
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  • Akward.....TURTLE!!!

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jun 29, 10 at 11:34am
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  • I have one word - intervention

    Submitted by uberdouche on Jun 30, 10 at 9:02am
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  • i used to have the same problem except instead of being deunk i was always baked and lets just say i didn't know i was in a relationship or even had a boyfriend until i stopped smoking weed.... best sex ever though or that of what i thought was

    Submitted by sbloom010 on Jun 30, 10 at 1:07am
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  • So basically... you're a slut? Middle America appreciates that!

    Submitted by Bassball429 on Jun 29, 10 at 4:38am
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  • Prezels babe

    Submitted by juicy_cooter on Jun 28, 10 at 11:35pm
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  • No pretzels for you

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 28, 10 at 11:59pm
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  • Just rub your smelly snatch in his face.

    Submitted by Pleasure_Pirate on Jun 28, 10 at 11:43pm
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  • It's girls like this that make me regret not going to college on campus

    Submitted by valekseye on Jul 19, 11 at 10:08am
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  • Yes Sober relations are the worst, ppl get akward we you're all like let's fuck

    Submitted by _party_ on Jul 1, 10 at 1:07am
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