Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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