college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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