D3 body, D1 cock
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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