i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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