you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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