Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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