so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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