Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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