there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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