This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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