im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You ruined the universe
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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