what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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