OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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